Connecting the Troopers of Today with the Veterans of Yesterday.
Alright all you 19D's here is a chance to name/design what you consider the ideal scout vehicle. Remember this is subjective/highly personal, there are no right or wrong ideas just the freedom to name what you want and why.
I want something that will shoot, scoot, and disappear into the background like a gal farting in an elevator. It has to keep me warm/cool, protected, and happy.
It has to have artificial intelligence capable of instantly planning the proper angle of attack or path of least resistance, dependent upon my hyper-sensitive fight-or-flight response.
No buttons or switches to fumble with or get confused in the heat of battle...this sucker has to be hard-wired into my brain. My right ear doesn't work worth a shit after my earplug fell out just as the Sheridan next to me was firing. They can put the plug there.
Stuck? This rig had better be able to drag me up El Capitan like Old Glory going up a flag pole, whether by wheels, winches, or witchcraft.
Has to be quiet and able to maneuver in tight spaces. Neutral steer is a must, and the ability to jump small obstacles would be nice.
OOOHHHH!! Talk dirty to me, Madd Matt!!!!
You sure know how to get a trooper in the mood!!!!
German Weasel. Small, fast, agile. TOW, 20mm or mortar configurations. Air droppable too. Check it out: