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Comment by harold goldstein on November 18, 2020 at 4:02pm

ALL PUNS INTENDED

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent..

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

12.. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied , "I know, I amputated your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan' Years later,
Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

20. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

21. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Comment by harold goldstein on November 18, 2020 at 1:29pm

thank you Kevin,  82 yrs young

Comment by Joseph Auger on November 18, 2020 at 12:34am

Comment by Keven Gardner on November 17, 2020 at 8:59pm

Happy Birthday Harold!

Comment by harold goldstein on November 16, 2020 at 4:07pm

Thank you Tom B,

82 yrs young

Comment by Thomas Blaszkiewicz on November 16, 2020 at 3:38pm

Happy Birthday Harold,stay healthy and safe.

Comment by Thomas Blaszkiewicz on November 16, 2020 at 3:37pm

Comment by harold goldstein on November 16, 2020 at 1:13pm

Thank you Shannon,

The birthday present I want is to have this website normal again.

Dave, whatever you do we are with you

TOUJOURS PRET

Comment by Shannon Ryan on November 16, 2020 at 11:16am

Happy birthday Harold have a great day.

Comment by Sigmund Fertig on November 13, 2020 at 11:20am

Good morning , checking in so as not to be counted AWOL. Beautiful sunny cool Friday morning, going to get up to 70 deg. All is well here in the lower desert of So. Cal. Oldest daughter celebrated her birthday Wed. Helping a widow out with her golf cart batteries, some fishing and trips to the dr's for the Mrs.. Life is good. Hope all is well with my brothers and sisters. Will be 82 years young in March. Honor Guard Team has disbanded due to sickness and age. R.E.D. Friday, wearing my Warner Barracks red "T" Shirt today. Blessings to all !

 

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