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Comment by Wayne Dixon on July 15, 2017 at 4:27pm

Dave, I agree, I would love a real good schnitzel right now.  Has been a few years since I was out to my friends place on the circle here in Fort Worth.  He was born somewhere round Bonn.  He has been over here for many a years. I have known him since in the 70s or early 80s, when I was real active in the Shrine.

Harry, I have been lucky never been down sick from oysters.  I probally would now mess with them now days,  to much contamination going around.   

Comment by Dave Gettman on July 15, 2017 at 10:52am

You started it, Ronny. Since this is the Dragoon Saloon, I figured we needed some whiskey philosophy.

"Tell me what brand of whiskey Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals." - Abraham Lincoln

"Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey." - Ernest Hemingway

"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak." - Johnny Carson

"I'm here to kick ass and drink whiskey, and pilgrim, I'm out of whiskey." - John Wayne

"If I cannot drink bourbon and smoke cigars in heaven, than I shall not go." - Mark Twain

"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough." - Mark Twain

"Always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebite. And furthermore, always carry a small snake." - W. C. Fields

"Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets." - Winston Churchill

Comment by Ronny O. Littlejohn on July 15, 2017 at 10:29am

Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington's Army?
Laughayette

How come there are no knock-knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings

What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold

What did one flag say to the other ?
Nothing, it just waved

What haunted King George III ?
The spirit of 76

What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed ?
The fodder of our country

Readers Digest fourth of July jokes, don't you just love it ?

Comment by Dave Gettman on July 14, 2017 at 8:24pm

Works for me, Gene.

Comment by Edward (Gene) Beck on July 14, 2017 at 8:03pm

I'm a Southerner and we fry EVERY THING. So that boiling hot grease kills all those bad bacteria.

 

Comment by Harry Warner on July 14, 2017 at 6:05pm

I had raw oysters once. Was never so sick in my entire life. Funny how things like that stay with you. Never again!

Comment by Dave Gettman on July 14, 2017 at 5:39pm

Wayne, they just had a story on the news this morning where 6 people were poisoned eating raw oysters at a restaurant here. I'd much rather have that schnitzel plate Harold is waving under our noses!

Comment by Wayne Dixon on July 14, 2017 at 4:07pm

Top of the day to all, hope all are doing fine. nice weather around here, suppose to rain here next Monday, hope it is nice on Friday, back off to Dallas VA hosp.  sure racking up the miles, 100 miles per trip.  They are racking me on the trips, have not heard the results from all my test yet, they say I have fluid around my heart, making appt. with a cardiologist.  Must be my old body is running down.

Dave, there use to be a place here in Fort Worth that a buddy and I use to hit all the time, they had the best oysters on the half shell.  We use to stop by all the time, have good cold one and put away a few oysters.

my best to all.

   

Comment by harold goldstein on July 14, 2017 at 2:50pm

Schnitzel Fest Weekend!

Starting today you can try all your favorite Schnitzels at special pricing...

   

Pork Schnitzel $12

Chicken Schnitzel $12

Veal Schnitzel $16

Stuffed Schnitzel $16

   

Add different styles:

Ala Holstein (two eggs on top) $2

Jaegar sauce (onions and mushrooms) $1

Paprika sauce $1

   

All served with any two of your favorite German side dishes!

Comment by Dave Gettman on July 12, 2017 at 6:18pm

Nope, nope, and nope. Definitely no oysters.

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